>Be me
>Dress up as doctor.
>Walk down street to McDonalds.
>Enter, walk to counter.
>Hot blond girl turns around and screams.
>Put on deep voice.
>"DO NOT BE AFRAID, CHILD!"
>Wave arms, leap onto counter.
>Kickover register and charity jar.
>Raise hands into air.
>"PURRRRIFFFFYYYYYYYYY!"
>Manager storms in, appears angry.
>Manager is about to grab me.
>Moonwalks away.
>Kicks a fat kid's McFlurry from their hands.
>"You are fat. You need not this."
>Tip fedora to manager and the fat kid, jumps from counter.
>M'lady
>Head for door, see bitch/hot girl from high school.
>Bitch has fries, is staring with gaping jaw.
>Sprint to her.
>Grab her fries, slap her.
>Manager shouts, tries to grab hat.
>Spin around, slap him across face.
>"UNHAND ME, MALE OF BROWN SKIN!"
>Sparta kick the door.
>Run out of store.
>Walk the dinosaur.
>Go home, leave without costume, run around naked in the street.
>Return to McDonald's, see sign with "no dogs allowed" stuff.
>See picture of doctor with cross-out thing on it.
>evilpatrixxx.jpg
>Return to McDonald's tomorrow
>See EVIL PATRIXXX at the entrance.
>EVIL PATRIXXX turns around.
>nope.avi
>Runs, but EVIL PATRIXXX gets me.
>He begins to move closer to me.
>Shrek comes out of nowhere, pushing EVIL PATRIXXX aside and whispers to me.
>"Play time is ogre."
>Shrek flies away on 69 layers of onions.
>EVIL PATRIXXX kills me.
>I am died.
>The end. P.S. you're next.